T-shirt graphique « Si j’insulte, je brûle des calories » – T-shirt humoristique et sarcastique à message

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Un motif de vache illustre la blague « Si les gros mots brûlaient des calories, je serais une vache maigre ». Ce t-shirt à l’humour campagnard est fait pour ceux qui apprécient les répliques sans filtre ; la référence aux calories fait partie de la blague et ne constitue en aucun cas une affirmation liée à la remise en forme.

Comment porter ce modèle

Laissez le motif de vache bien visible afin que le jeu de mots sur la vache maigre soit compréhensible. Comme cette phrase associe gros mots et humour sur la corpulence, offrez-le à quelqu’un qui apprécie déjà ce genre de blague.

Choisissez votre couleur et votre taille

Couleurs disponibles : naturel chiné, violet, rose, bleu roi, blanc. Vérifiez la combinaison sélectionnée sur cette page avant de commander.
Tailles disponibles : S, M, L, XL, XXL. Vérifiez la combinaison sélectionnée sur cette page avant de commander.

Utilisez les photos du produit pour comparer l’illustration dans la couleur de votre choix. S’il s’agit d’un cadeau, vérifiez la taille habituelle du destinataire sur un t-shirt qu’il porte déjà.

Conseils d’entretien et d’association

Respectez les instructions figurant sur l’étiquette du vêtement lors du lavage. Notre guide d’entretien des t-shirts imprimés explique comment vérifier les instructions relatives au vêtement et à l’impression. Pour des idées de tenues, lisez comment porter un t-shirt humoristique ou découvrez d’autres t-shirts imprimés Kandid Kiki.