If Swearing Burned Calories Graphic T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Statement Tee

Name: If Swearing Burned Calories Graphic T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Statement Tee
Brand: Kandid Kiki
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If Swearing Burned Calories Graphic T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Statement Tee

If sarcasm were cardio, this shirt would have you in peak shape. The “If Swearing Burned Calories I’d Be One Skinny Heifer” graphic t-shirt delivers bold humor with a country-sass twist. Featuring a playful cow graphic and unapologetic wording, this tee is made for anyone who laughs first and swears second.

Perfect for casual days, relaxed outings, or letting your sense of humor shine, this shirt pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or laid-back looks. It’s funny, relatable, and guaranteed to get laughs from anyone who appreciates unfiltered humor.

Perfect For

Fans of bold, sarcastic humor
Casual everyday outfits with personality
Country sass and farmhouse-style vibes
Gifting to friends with a sharp sense of humor
Anyone who believes swearing should count as exercise

Key Features

“If Swearing Burned Calories” statement graphic
Playful cow illustration with bold typography
Sarcastic, unapologetic humor
Easy to style for casual or relaxed wear
Designed for comfort and everyday use

If Swearing Burned Calories Graphic T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Statement Tee

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